today i am a cosmonaut!

[16:02:44] The Dude: wazup spaceman
[16:29:54] Me: spaceman? spaceman you say?
[16:29:59] … i’m a COSMONAUT!
[16:30:29] … although the russians may not be very popular right now, with all this gas business and stuff <.<
[16:30:53] … but nevertheless i’m not a pesky spaceman… a COSMONAUT i am!